The other day I decided to make a quick stop in to TJ Maxx to see what they had. To my surprise they had an adorable dress and I decided to try it on. For whatever reason, there were more women than usual in the fitting rooms.
Aidan: Mommy, you like that dress?
Me: Well I'm going to try it on, you let me know what you think ok?
Aidan: Otay mommy.
(I start to get undressed)
Aidan: Mommy I see your boobies.
Me: (Mentally thanking my husband for teaching him the word boobies.) Aidan that's not a very nice thing to say.
Aidan: (Practically screaming) Mommy HAS BIG BOOBIES. MOMMY HAS BIG BOOBIES. MOMMY YOU HAS BIG BOOBIES. Breaks in to laughter.
And that is the story of the day I wanted to leave my child behind in the TJ Maxx dressing room.