Conversations with an Almost 3 year old

Overheard from the bedroom this morning.

Aidan: Daddy, I has gas.

Adam:  You mean you HAVE gas.

Aidan: Yes.

Adam: No. Say after me, I HAVE gas.

Aidan: Yes, I has gas Daddy.

Adam:  You don't HAS gas, you HAVE gas. 

Aidan: You has gas too Daddy?

Adam: No. You HAVE gas. I don't.

Aidan:  We has gas Daddy.  (Laughing uncontrollably.)

Adam: Yup.