Thursday, May 31, 2012

He's Got Jokes



Where do they come up with this stuff???


Me (to Aidan): Hey babe, want to go out for Mexican tonight?

Aidan: SURE! But this is not a date.

Me: Well I didn't think it was. I just thought it was you and me going for dinner.

Aidan:  If people see you with me, they will think your my girlfriend. 

Me:  Silence.

Aidan: I'm big, I'm strong, I have muscles and I'm old.  I don't want anyone to think we're on a date.

Me: Fair.

He's 4 People! 4!!!


2 comments:

Brooke Hall said...

Oh my god!! Not ready for that yet! And yes, it is a date with mommy until he can drive!! :)

The Whitakers said...

That is hilarious and precious!